Dear Spamist or Spamette,
I despise your guts, including your spleen. I hate you and all the crap you
send me via e-mail. Here are several well supported reasons why:
a) I don't want to know what you do with your horse. I especially don't want to
see it.
b) I do not need to take pills to be turned on.
c) I do not see why I need to take 20 pills, creams, and gels to enjoy sex.
d) I do not want to enlarge my breasts.
e) My penis is big enough.
f) If you are really a multi-millionare from Uzbekistan who will pay me a
fourth of your income if I let you borrow my bank account, then why have you
attached a file called "Virex 2003: Search and Delete."
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Communism loves you,
Nick, your friendly neighborhood elf Jedi