LOL - a sense of humo(u)r like that could get you a stint in Guantanamo some day!
Now all SpamGourmet needs is an NSA (nsa.tv, nsa.mx, nsa.name, nsa.net.sg are all available according to DomainSearch) or CIA domain (cia.mx, cia.net.sg, cia.org.sg or cia.sg) just to
guarantee that no-one tries snooping...